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Since the day the elves invaded yahoo the elves ruled yahoo. We can not be beat.  Those who challenge the elves are bitten on the kneecaps, strangled with their own nutsacks, beaten with elf peckers, head butted in the balls, given wedgies using their own dicks, anally tortured with pvc pipe and rabid gerbils and those are the less cruel methods of the elves attack. SO, BEWARE THE ELVES OF YAHOO!!!

THE ELVES ARE HERE TO STAY!!!

Try our Penis Butter Cream Cookies!
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A little bit of Syphilis Elf goes into every batch

What's New

The Elves are currently developing new flavors of cookies such as herpes goo filled goiter supremes, creamy cum chunk surprise, pus filled cyst sandies and syphilitic fudge boil biscuits.....We'll keep working on more popular flavors. 

REMEMBER, ELVES ARE DANGEROUS